Friday, October 28, 2016

We're the Only Ones Discharging Enough

Police officer’s gun discharges ... an off-duty police officer whose gun discharged ... it went off accidentally ... [More]
Thank goodness it was obviously all the gun's fault! The Akron Leakin' Urinal said it, I believe it, that settles it.

I wonder if there'd be any doubts about filing charges if it had been your or my gun that "went off." Or if our names would be protected from public disclosure.

3 comments:

Longbow said...

Of course the police will investigate the police and find the police did no wrong... according to the Police.

Anyway, it was the guns fault! It accidentally discharged while the Policeman was only unloading it. If charges should be brought, bring them against the gun. A Block is a plastic revolver only made to get through airports. Nobody needs one of those anyway!

Steve said...

I'm sorry, aren't they more qualified than you or me?

There are four rules (three according to some). It's not rocket surgery.

Ned said...

"Accidentally pressed the trigger and the gun, of course, discharged, as a loaded gun is wont to do..." There. Fixed it for the urinalists.