Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Bang! Bang! Eric's Silver Bike Lock Came Down Upon His Head

Since his arrest last Wednesday, Clanton has been sitting in an Oakland jail pending a $200,000 bail. According to East Bay Times, the courtroom was packed with members of the press and protesters, some of whom cried for his release. [More]
Rose and Valerie, screaming from the gallery, 
say he must go free
(Eric must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them so, o, o, o...

I'm sure if someone had the musical talents and the time they could come up with a pretty decent parody.

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